"Your vigor for life appalls me."

I found this little treat because I was trying to find the lyrics to a song my music teacher always had us sing in elementary school. This song is forever in my head now as an adult, which is annoying because I only remember two lines, and it’s also a really shit song. I knew it was a shit…

Oh wow, we used to sing this in my 5th grade music class!  It was my friend’s FAVORITE song, believe it or not.  The weird thing is, the version we sang had different lyrics.  Happiness was two kinds of ice cream, finding your skate key, telling the time.  Maybe they changed it up, since no one has used a skate key since 1974.